Game of Thrones Season 7 Premiere Drinking Game

Tonight our watch begins. As the first of the final two seasons of Game of Thrones airs, try playing this original drinking game to soften the blow of what's sure to be an hour of glorious torment.

• During the "Previously on Game of Thrones segment," pour out some of your drink for every major character who is shown dying.
• Cheers for the theme song.
• Drink if a new location is shown on the map during the opening credits.
• Drink if Jaime Lannister is hot, but immediately loses hotness for banging his sister.
• Drink if Jaime starts to show a spine and stands up to his sister.
• If Cersei is shown sitting on the Iron Throne, drink.
• Drink if anyone says "valar morghulis."
• Drink every time the words "game of thrones" are spoken.
• Drink warily if Littlefinger tries to manipulate Sansa into one of his creepy schemes.
• Finish your drink if Sansa falls for it.
• If anyone onscreen drinks, drink with them. (No one should have to drink alone.)
• Drink if a new character is introduced.
• Drink in celebration if Lyanna Mormont shows up.
• If "The King in the North!" is shouted at any time, you must do the same and drink heartily.
• Drink if Tyrion says something clever and witty enough to end up on a t-shirt at Hot Topic.
• If Daenerys' titles are read out, drink and don't stop drinking until they're finished.
• Drink if "The Prince who was Promised" is mentioned.
• Drink and sob with joy if there is a reunion of any of the Stark children.
• If Bronn appears, drink every time he says "fuck" and it sounds like "fook."
• Drink and say "Yassss Queen!!!!" if Olenna Tyrell makes an appearance.
• Boo and hiss while drinking reluctantly for any of the Sand Snakes or Ellaria Sand.
• Drink for any instance of sexual tension between characters.
• Drink with gusto for any appearance of boobs.
• If Daenerys makes a speech in a badass monotone, raise your glass and then drink.
• Drink if there are any scenes at the Wall.
• If a major character dies, drink until it doesn't hurt anymore.
• Finish your drink and every drink in the house if our boy Gendry finally returns!